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12 Excuses Pandas Give Not To Have Sex - Lingvistov

Pandas don’t have enough sex! And it is a big problem. Panda keepers, zoologists and scientists ask them very nicely, but pandas can’t even be bothered! They do about their regular panda business and couldn’t care less about the future of their species (cos you only live one day hey!). Apparently they are not very much into sexcapades. Yeah, it's fun and everything, but it’s too much of a trouble. And sometimes you just can’t…

For our friends at Bored Panda - here are some excuses which we imagine pandas might use not to have sex (may come in handy btw).

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